I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I'm not quite sure what to do with the pile of switches and lumps of coal you left last year. This Christmas, could you bring me carrots? I promise ...

To deposit my manure in one spot in my stall
To eat my hay instead of making a bed out of it
To jump all jumps at the show, and not just the ones I like
To not pull other horses ears
To share my toys with my buddy Leo
To stand nicely when my food servant is trying to groom me
To at least give a few seconds warning if I feel a buck or shy coming on.

Oh, and I guess I can Try to play nicely with Leo, although for the record, he starts it!

Also, it would be nice if my food servant could feed the carrots to me one at a time while I am laying down at naptime.

Signed,
Indy

p.s. reindeer seem to have all the fun. is there a time of year when I can join in reindeer games and not be put on the naughty list? After all, I am a sport horse.... And if so, please have Rudolf send an invite.

Also NOT my fault the cookies are gone from the plate in the tack room.